New Cobra XRS 9970G radar detector has a touchscreen

HELOO...!! If you're thinking switching between city and highway mode on a regular radar detector was pretty easy, well, you're wrong. What you need is a 1.5-inch touchscreen, as found on the new Cobra XRS 9970G and 9965, which replaces that baffling array of knobs and switches with a baffling array of icons.

Of course, none of this will actually make radar detectors effective or relevant, but that's not really the point here, is it?